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A tumblr post by nyehpetaleijon:  - If you don't watch a series entirely you are not a true fan - If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan  You are only a true fan if you: - are powered by electricity  - have multiple flat blades - spin around really fast 
@nerdywithadashofawesome replies: i got so mad then laughed so hard

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Kerosene-powered fan

Let’s not forget The Stirling Engine Fan, for instance: (https://warpfivefans.com/)

I’m pretty sure that EIC one was a Stirling engine too XD

My apologies, I didn’t even open your image before replying.

You’re good! 😊








Wait, only electric fans are true fans. What herecy is this?

Don’t listen to them gatekeeping fans


These electric supremacy idiots trying to erase our fan existence. Voltage this, RPM that, PALM LEAF FANS WE MUST PROTECT OUR HERITAGE.

Yeah, fuck electric fans. Only turbofans are true fans!





In the end i didnt even rotate


bullshit, there’s no need for electricity

edit: fucking gatekeeping


Fan blades aren’t flat

Some are

I’ll take your word for it. Nearly all fan blades have a twist, at minimum.




You can have a fan with one blade and a counterweight…


engine fans can be often be powered by the gas engine itself instead of electricity


Hmmm ok lets think about it:
- Technically the human body does use electrical signals so im gonna say yes on the first one
- I am currently in possession of multiple flat and sharp blades for cooking (being attached does not seem to be a requirement)
- Technically I can spin around very fast, granted not for very long but thats not a requirement. Still a check for me

Conclusion: I am an electrical fan


Are blenders true fans?


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