JemmyShitty attention to detail
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Explanation: During the medieval Battle of Agincourt between England and France, the English longbowmen actually removed their breeches… because they were sick with dysentery and couldn’t stop shitting themselves.
And if you believe it was mud the French cavalry got stuck in you’ve got another thing coming.
Another think
Yeah. I know.
A bunch of guys with no pants on shooting arrows while shidding everywhere is funny
So you’re saying the bowmen were just dropping loads while standing there shooting bows?
Yes, “in extreme cases, over a litre per hour” of diarrhoea.
One other thing to take from this is when you read “so-and-so died of dysentry” it means “so-and-so shat themselves to death”.
E.g.
“I have never had less food inside my body”
god war was so much more fun back then
The true Archers of Loaf…
When you gotta go…
I would imagine it was more like it was just leaking out at that point.
It was all that rich, French food.
For reals, that’s a detail I’m okay with them overlooking.
Can someone suggest some such movies? Now I want to watch one.