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Scientists ruined the fun by finding the real truth: He died of asphyxiation. Then he got hit by the rock.
.. and fuck you in particular
That sounds even worse imo, like Vulcanus wanting to make a little trolling against the poor fellow’s legacy. 😬
Fr, the only thing worse/ goofier than dying, then getting crushed by a big boulder, would be dying, getting crushed by a boulder, and then a boulder much larger than the first one comes along and crushes the other boulder too.
I can see this in my head. You should write for looney toons.
It has since been shown he died from asphyxiation, like most victims of that eruption.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/headless-pompeii-skull-archaeology-science
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Scientists ruined the fun by finding the real truth: He died of asphyxiation. Then he got hit by the rock.
.. and fuck you in particular
That sounds even worse imo, like Vulcanus wanting to make a little trolling against the poor fellow’s legacy. 😬
Fr, the only thing worse/ goofier than dying, then getting crushed by a big boulder, would be dying, getting crushed by a boulder, and then a boulder much larger than the first one comes along and crushes the other boulder too.
I can see this in my head. You should write for looney toons.
It has since been shown he died from asphyxiation, like most victims of that eruption.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/headless-pompeii-skull-archaeology-science