JemmyFollow the rules!
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As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart
As former QA I also agree with this chart.
As a designer who turned into a developer, had to do minor server stuff, manage my own freelance projects and debug it all…
I quit and started working in old cars and handyman stuff. Not a Luddite, but fuck marketing, temporarily organizing pixels, and spying on users for pennies.
As a current sysadmin I concur.
Sysadmin 4 Life.
As a former sysadmin, I approve this message.
Sysadmins for the win!
Yup. It’s perfect.
Doesn’t look like project managers come off good to anyone, then. Even themselves.
Cause their one good generative AI prompt from being replaced!
I love how designers are seen as infants twice (and a monkey once)
and as evil megalomaniac once
I have found they are the most likely to have lower computer literacy than they need to be for their job. It’s not optional, no SysAdmin should have to babysit someone.
Top left should be a clown, source I’m a developer.
As a former sysadmin, this is correct.
My dad’s a sysadmin, this is definitely correct.
As a current one I concur.
Its true.
IT is true
Sysadmins don’t give a fuck about the lesser disciplines.
Yes, but can you tell me what “IT” stands for?
Involuntary Twitching?
Itchy Taint, if you’re me!
tea tree soap helps with that
Can you? I’ve been a sysadmin for thirty years. Guess.
What does it stand for? What doesn’t it stand for?
Unexpected IT Crowd.
I have no idea what you are on about. I don’t care either. You have said less than nothing and I’m gonna ignore you from now on. You seem like management. Full of shit.
It stands for, it stands for commitment. It stands for audacity. It stands for courage in the face of-
In my job, I put on all five of those hats in the same day.
And how do you see yourself?
I guess a corporate slave /s
No need for the /s brother. We are all wage slaves.
He’s the stupid guy.
For the last five years I’m been the one man show. There are only five sites and around a hundred and twenty machines. Really a low effort job truth be told. I’ve finally got rid of all the ‘managed solutions’ and things rarely break as a result.
This image is older than current CS students
My 2026 update after the industry wide layoffs over the past couple years and continues with ai over leveraged taking more down with it would be sysadmin replaced with DevOps, qa and designer replaced with developer, and throw some infosec theater on at the end.
As long as we can all agree users are the worst
I disagree. I am designer, project manager, QA, and Sysadmin at my small company, and I am the worst.
I know one of the people in this chart, small web
High pixel version?
Nah you get lower pixel version
You must be a sys admin. I used to be and that was my first instinct.
Need to stop reading lemmy in the morning before my wife gets up so I stop waking her from laughter!
You’re welcome
As a network admin, the sysadmins are a bunch of fucking monkeys.
Don’t be jealous just because we can do your job as well as our own.
even the AV guys can do network these days
Yeah they are great at getting the vlan access just right. Right?
juuuuuussstttttttt r- oh fuck its gone.
its always (m)DNS
The cleaning lady runs the network at our company.
Pretty sure you got that backwards, bud. Everytime there’s a problem the sysadmins can’t solve they immediately blame it on the network. Then we gotta dig out our sysadmin hats and fix it for them.
probably highly dependent on your work environment:
it’s the exact opposite at our office…
head>desk
It’s DNS.
As a Sysadmin the network admins are constantly breaking our comms, so fuck is both, right?
The “seen by project managers” row is so accurate it hurts. It needs to be updated with a caption that reads “chatGPT please tell me how to replace this person with a subscription”.
Hi I’m a designer and this image is correct.
I was a sysadmin for decades and I can confirm this is pretty accurate.
TIL I am a Project Manager.
To be fair - fuck sysadmins.
Not if we fuck you first.
While you think sysadmins are your enemy, you are you own enemy and we are just trying to save you from yourself.
Fine. As long as you hate the users more
As a current sysadmin, yes!