Lemmy Shitpost

Seriously I don’t know what I’m doing..

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You don’t want me to come in there!

This is what they want for me, you, and our children and wouldn't hesitate a second to do it again provided the line goes up

Don’t put beans in a clock.

It's called The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish. The plot synopsis is: "After Li Yu stays up all night to read an engrossing webnovel, he finally falls asleep-only to wake up in the world of the novel itself. And not as himself, but as a helpless fish! Shocked and dismayed, Li Yu quickly realizes that he must live in a tank owned by Mu Tianchi, the tyrant of the novel who never speaks. Whatever force brought Li Yu into this world warns him that there's only one way to become human again: to win over the cold Mu Tianchi and change his harsh ways. But Li Yu has no idea how to do that, especially as a powerless, palm-sized carp. Can a little fish really swim its way into a tyrant's heart?" 4 volumes, ~400 pages each...

That happened to me a few times 😔

When you put all three parts of these memes together, what's the secret message?

I love the picture of the customer service lady

I hate myself for making this, now you have to hate me too.

there was a REALLY loud noise outside of our house the other day, so I looked out and there was just a croaky little guy sitting on the back porch looking for a mate 🥹

So there is our girl, now she goes straight ahead asking for money lol