Ermm Actchually

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I still follow the belief that both frankenstein and his monster are monsters. One in a literal sense the other in an abstract sense

Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.

Frankenstein wasn’t a doctor. He was a student that dropped out of college to conduct his life-creating experiments. He was a self-absorbed coward who was completely incapable of taking responsibility for his actions, but most of all he was a kid in way over his head.

The monster, on the other hand, was a cold-blooded murderer.

The monster was not a cold-blooded murderer. The monster was a being spawned into existence curious and idealistic only to be corrupted by the brutality of nature and the prejudice of mankind.

The monster was a murderer of innocent children yes, but the murders were an emotional reaction to the monster’s hatred for itself and the creator that forced such suffering upon him.





Here you go, bro

But what about monster HDMI cables?



“What about this one?”

“That’s Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster”


Knowledge is knowing the Monster belongs to Frankenstein. Wisdom is knowing he’s already overcaffeinated and needs to be cut off.


Knowledge is knowing the creation was the monster.

Wisdom is knowing Frankenstein was the monster.


Frankenstein made the monster and you take your parent’s last name, so the argument is pointless.

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To chop the monster back into pieces?




not to be a party pooper

I dont understand

Not a complaint about the meme, it’s funny and I shared it on my group chats.

just that Monster energy drink is owned by Coca-Cola and are on the boycott list for Palestinian solidarity. They literally have an illegal bottling plant in the West Bank.


Fuck. Okay, what about V?

Please don’t take compound V

But I want facetacles!

you’ll be so good at kissing. go ahead, that’s a noble cause








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I mostly drink water, bit sometimes I need an extra caffeine.




Just don’t touch Kyle’s monster


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Maybe they are both Frankenstein, a Sr and Jr kind of thing

They both hated each other. The monster wouldn’t want Frankenstein’s name, and Frankenstein wouldn’t want to share his name with the monster.

Don’t talk to me or my shitty fan fiction ever again




That is correct, but in the end Frankenstein is the real monster.

Are you talking about Frankenstein Sr. or Frankenstein Jr.?


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No no, Frankenstein has the Monster. (Can of)



But what energy drink do they consume?


Its a very short book, but now I have the mental image of a book with a John Lennon-style long asscrack and now my day is made.

TIL John Lennon had a long asscrack.




Then where did I put mine?


I’ve only heard people say “umm”, never “ermm”. Do people actually say “ermm”? Because, I’ve been seeing “ermm” in subtitles lately, even when the actor clearly said “umm”.

Is it a regional thing?

Its an internet thing said in order to mock people who love jumping on others to correct them. Thats also why I spelled actually that way.


I do occasionally for effect, but not normally.


Brits do.
Or they say “err"
Whereas I, I say “äh”, “ähm” or “öhm”

For me, “ähm” or “õhm” are more descriptive, an ö sound would be way too islandly. The damn island folks haven’t learned our precious õ yet!



Uhm… I dunno.



And that's Dracula's White Claw. Not the drink, like, an actual claw he likes to carry around. Don't get scratched.


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