I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃
Yes, I am indeed using a song about dying from AIDS to build on my joke about a fictional eye disease themed band 😁😎
I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃
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Is this the right hole?
that’s what she said.
No, no it is not
Good way to get chlamydia of the eye
I was in a band called that.
We mostly played polka covers of Rage Against The Machine songs and acid jazz originals.
Did you seek glory? Did you find it?
I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃
Just one song before the virus took hold
Yes, I am indeed using a song about dying from AIDS to build on my joke about a fictional eye disease themed band 😁😎
That’s both hilarious and horrifying 😆😮
song is a banger tho
yeah she told me that probably in 2009 and it will always stay with me lol
Absolutely! The entire first act is absolutely flawless IMO, though it goes a bit downhill from there..
He’s gonna get a gob full of ketracel white, I’ll tell you what!