Remember beans? And corn? This is like that, but way less unpleasant to make meme nsfw content for. I mean beans are beans, but everybody likes a tiddy, especially a soapy one.
Yeah but I already had a corn dildo, now I have to go out of my way to find a soapy titty dildo. I’d use the real thing but I’m not nearly flexible enough
Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it’d be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.
And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever done
… Okay that’s one of the prettiest dildos I’ve ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I’m struggling with… like… why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?
Oh absolutely, the fact that it looks so good is part of what drew me to it (in addition to being the sort of broke student who’d rifle through the sex shop clearance bin). But yeah why it was made is baffling. Like, it’s too nice to be a joke product, you’d go with that jelly material for that… Idk, maybe some people just like the idea of fucking corn
Ok, and now I’m kinda wanting some artsy glass dildos in the same way you’d get with fancy bongs and cannabis pipes…
I’ve never gotten around to using it, especially since I’m far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I’m in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo
Jokes aside, I’m really impressed with Lemmy. It’s like taking a step back in time where people actually interacted with each other even if it’s dumb jokes or stupid pictures (which I put some of my own on here).
We should try to preserve what we enjoy what brought us here. It may be digg, gamefaqs, reddit, newsvine, or whatever faded into the past.
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i fucking love titties
But yes, I’m a boob girl
What an impeccable combination of image with username
Thanks I felt compelled to make it myself
“Amy, if I said you had a beatiful body would you take your clothes off and dance around a little?”
Might be misremembering the exact semantics of the quote, but the vibe remains accurate. Zap Brannagan! The man who has no name.
Wait, scratch that, reverse it
TRUEEEE
Seittit evol gnikcuf I? Titties love fucking I?
Me too
imma need some links
Here
Those are all excellent links, bravo!
An impressive redirect.
Open web browser, go to your search engine of choice, type “soapy titties”, press enter, go to images (make sure safe search is off)… profit!
Can I get a quick rundown?
When did you want that by?
Remember beans? And corn? This is like that, but way less unpleasant to make meme nsfw content for. I mean beans are beans, but everybody likes a tiddy, especially a soapy one.
And tesseract. Don’t forget about the tesseract.
Incoming titseract meme in 3… 2… 1…
Perchance?
I mean I’m game (it can’t be worse than beankkae…) but I apparently completely missed the tesseract meme.Ohh, tesseract the front-end. No clue how to make porn of that one, I’m still just salty all my friends made the list and I didnt
idk, that seems a skill issue 😎
Jokes aside, its good to see familiar names on this little corner of the internet.
Yeah but I already had a corn dildo, now I have to go out of my way to find a soapy titty dildo. I’d use the real thing but I’m not nearly flexible enough
Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it’d be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.
And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever done
… Okay that’s one of the prettiest dildos I’ve ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I’m struggling with… like… why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?
Oh absolutely, the fact that it looks so good is part of what drew me to it (in addition to being the sort of broke student who’d rifle through the sex shop clearance bin). But yeah why it was made is baffling. Like, it’s too nice to be a joke product, you’d go with that jelly material for that… Idk, maybe some people just like the idea of fucking corn
Ok, and now I’m kinda wanting some artsy glass dildos in the same way you’d get with fancy bongs and cannabis pipes…
Very curious about it’s practical application, looks like those ridges could be kind of fun? Was it purely decorative art?
I’ve never gotten around to using it, especially since I’m far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I’m in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo
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Yesterday sombody posted a POV meme about having to commute while their SO could be soaping up in the shower. People are now clowning on it.
link? or do you remember which instance/community and i’ll go try and find it myself
It wasn’t anything explicit but this was the post that started it.
Jokes aside, I’m really impressed with Lemmy. It’s like taking a step back in time where people actually interacted with each other even if it’s dumb jokes or stupid pictures (which I put some of my own on here).
We should try to preserve what we enjoy what brought us here. It may be digg, gamefaqs, reddit, newsvine, or whatever faded into the past.
Initially I was kind of annoyed as I simply saw it as hornyposting, but holy shit this turned into something epic
It was exactly what I was looking for and I hope it keeps growing.
Ok, hold on. Where do I find the soapy tiddies?
And they better be tiddies, and they better be soapy!! Not one or the other, BOTH!!
I’m completely out of the loop what is everyone talking about?
The current state. Duh. Get on board.
Oh? Sudsy areolas?
That’s my favourite country singer!
Excellent
I’ll have you know, I showed my wife that original meme and she laughed. Then the next morning she was giggling, legs spread titties out.
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