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Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.

A garbanzo bean on my chest doesn’t cost an extra $40.




And you can just turn the gold back into piss when need it. Fucking genius!

I just found hog water available for purchase and I feel all kinds of amused


Info Wars is selling aqua regia?




The melting point of gold is over 1000°C. This takes “It burns when I pee” to a while new level.



Well that explains trump.

Wait if this is a golden shower… what is a golden toilet?



Sell the gold, pay someone to pee on you


He just wished to see his soapy tiddy gf shower.


Always write up a “wish contract” and wish the contract true, defining your terms. Gives you functionally infinite wishes and minimizes risk of monkey’s paw bullshit.


I don’t think the genie himself is capable of golden showers

I mean a wish is a wish…



He got gifted with really bad taste?


So which Trump property was he staying at?


No, he did.


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