With no in-game shop, tacked on multiplayer that really really sucks and is as out of place as your aunt’s extensive garden gnome collection, and definitely doesn’t have monthly updates that add nothing except to break your mods and add new bugs!
Fuck you for buying this game you piece of shit! Watch me systematically undermine and invert everything people loved about the last game! - Todd “Fuck You” Howard
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“In a hindsight, we should not have released it”
Pretty sure whatever we saw there is irrelevant by now.
Tbh I don’t think they needed hindsight to see that. They knew the project was years away at that point
🤣
Is this a ‘Microsoft laid them all off’ joke or ‘there were never actually working on it’ joke.
Working on what? Microsoft can’t even decide if a setting is in the control panel or the settings menu.
It’s a “everyone died because they were all thinking about soapy tiddies on their way to work” joke
Don’t worry, they’ve had almost a decade to develop Elder Scrolls VI, that means it will be polished, well optimized, and bug free!
With no in-game shop, tacked on multiplayer that really really sucks and is as out of place as your aunt’s extensive garden gnome collection, and definitely doesn’t have monthly updates that add nothing except to break your mods and add new bugs!
Fuck you for buying this game you piece of shit! Watch me systematically undermine and invert everything people loved about the last game! - Todd “Fuck You” Howard