Would swipe right

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“Are you hydrophobic? Because you’re making me wet.”

“Yes, very, please stay away from me.”


Now she’s at your front door, and incredibly pissed that you even looked at her….

…Aaaaand she just stole the front door and disappeared….

Great job, now that creeper you matched with a couple days ago is gonna get in.

This is fucking slender man all over again dude… What did I tell you?


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Would put pumpkin over my head and bang.


In 2026 it’s a dude



I don’t like to assume genders, but enderMAN?!


Obviously, otherwise it would be Enderwoman

Wow twin comments 1 min apart



You ain’t touching it regardless.


It’s enderman after all




Anyone got this with more pixels?


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