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Eggcorn

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corn in the form of an egg. Text: TIL Eggcorn, wet your appetite

TIL Eggcorn

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horse plinko

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F U N

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F ire that burns down the whole town. U ranium bombs. N o survivors
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The pipeline is real

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Time to bash Americans again

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Post:"Can someone please tell me why schools in Europe have no security?" Reply:"We have like a whole ocean between us and America... how much more security do you want?"
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Step 1: Delete

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Reddit post in r/blender titled "How do I improve this?" with a picture of a 3d model of a cat next to a bag of cat food. The cat looks nothing like a cat, it has no head, the face is just directly on it's body. It's legs and tail are incredibly stiff and the texture looks like wood not fur.
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Don't gas people

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Well shit

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Tumblr post:"According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most" Picture of a toilet with a white and brown carpet that looks like someone shit all over it
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All I Want for Christmas Is You

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"THIS IS YOUR WARNING. THE MARIAH CAREY DEFROSTING PROCESS HAS BEGUN" Picture of Mariah Carey in a melting ice cube
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Why does this keep happening

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What a day to have eyes

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Screenshot of a direct message conversation. Person A: Picture of a weird looking cosplay of Bert from Sesame Street "consider this a fucking warning" "Sorry wrong person". Person B: "..." "Who's the right person?!" "Who the hell is the right person?!"
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Belt²

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Directors cut

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Before it was butchered for the home release, the original ultra-widescreen version of The Matrix featured all sorts of important visual information such as Morpheus's third and fourth hands, which offered Neo a clove cigarette and a Rolo
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[OC] Hank Hill Catches Up on Pokémon

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A fan-made picture of hank hill sitting in his armchair in his house, holding up a photo of Rayquaza, a serpent-like Pokémon that is jade-colored. He is looking angry and saying, "Peggy, I'm telling you, these 'New Pokémon' are asinine! A 10 year old is supposed to catch them all, but this one, 'Rayquaza' is an actual god!"
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Very mindful I am

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"Betime mindfulness routine" Picture of a person staring into a extremly bright phone
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Translated laundry symbols for you

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Use water Still use water ... what Don't wash hands, bruh Don't wash at all 30 degrees Just use 30 Stop Enough Geez, just use 30 What for Don't wash tennis balls Cut it out DON'T WASH TENNIS BALLS Idiot Stupid Too much tennis balls No sweets Triangle Triangle not This thing Less of that No idea Cyclops What even I hate laundry WHAT The fuck is this? Banging much This shit doesn't make sense What thing WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE Bumper car Bumper car with two seats Bumper car DELUXE ... it has no legs, you know? ... zero ... apathy ... pink ... French clothes ... I give up

Translated laundry symbols for you. No thanks needed.

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I ate santa clauses head!

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Chocolate santa claus head bitten

I ate santa clauses head! #shitpost @lemmyshitpost

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