the world is not dying, the current system is clearly working

Getting a lot of mileage out of this one:

It IS working, just not for people.

I’m not sure who it’s working for, unfortunately, but it’s not me or anyone I know

best guess is The FED. Did you know that… it’s just banks, a gang of banks? A gang of banks are in charge of the dollars they bank, good job

Chuck Schumer blasts Literal Molotov Cocktail throwers after they light the floor on fire with lobbed throws - "This building is on fire and the occupants won’t like it! You wait and see!"