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Writing code

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Magic Thinking Rocks

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Vibebugger

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I spent a week debugging a build issue

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Yeah, it was the cached dependencies, how did you guess?

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I'm gonna refactor later.

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Source(Furaffinity)

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Me can compooter

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Meme transcription:

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Vibe Coding

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Mom can we have Scratch? We have scratch at home. Scratch at home:

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Marge sort

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Programmers then and now

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AI will replace programmers

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docker compose illustrated

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Aborted Virtual Machine

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Aborted VM rule

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Backend 🤝 Frontend

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certificate_of_quality.png

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certificate of AI free codebase
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Java Bros

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It all makes sense now

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Just a typical Friday deploy

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Can't argue with that

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Typical

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Bret Hart - You're dereferencing a null pointer!

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May The Spirit of Easter Bless Our Production

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Corporate Branding

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I hate MSVC

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Winnie the Pooh: BSD make Posh Winnie the Pooh: GNU make Dumb Winnie the Pooh: NMake
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Mornings

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Efficiency

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A Trial

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Excel logic

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Excel

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We're cooked y'all 🤣

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Relatable

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I love [object Object] DB

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git workflow

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Cybersecurity

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git push -f

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Dev Interviews

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https://turnoff.us/geek/dev-interviews/

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Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?

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Bloods vs Crips meme, captioned "Which side are you on? backslash N or end-ell"
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Best error handler

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First exposure to floating-point arithmetic

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Core Requirement

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Full Stack Development

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No Connection, No Flush

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Most programmers just google it anyway

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O'Reily parody cover. Title: Vibe coding, subtitle : ChatGPT is a better programmer than you, sub sub title: it gets most of its code from stack overflow anyways
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Unless you work with aeroplanes or something

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O'Reily parody cover
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The difference between programmers and testers

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Labels go brrrr

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Interview with Vibe Coder in 2025

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Junior Prompt Engineering

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Poor Davey

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Junior Dev Vs Senior Dev

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The best part of quitting a job

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the timeline is fucked rule

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The next step of the application process is to complete your AI Interview. In this interview you will be able to showcase your knowledge about the main skills required for this role. It should only take about 30 minutes of your time + a coding exercise if you’re an engineer. This interview does not require prior preparation. Here is a 4-minute walkthrough of what the interview will actually look like - we recommend you review this so you know what to expect. Once you complete the interview, you will add any missing details to your profile, and then submit your profile for certification. From there, interview requests from top companies will come directly to you. <image of worst timeline from community with fire everywhere>. other bs i got after applying for this job: "make sure you are in a silent room with a clear voice for the AI to work"

i requested they delete all my data and i blocked the site how tf has the job market gotten this bad I wasnt out for that long?

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Containers Explained

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Bingo of crappy IT processes

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When anyone questions what I do at work all day

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Very Helpful

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When 'Pass the Interview' = 'Cancel My Flight'

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How To Become A Hacker: A Step-By-Step Guide

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i updated the meme rule

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this generation was the first to be raised on web 2. windows taught me to use linux. reddit taught me to use lemmy. tumblr taught me to use rss. twitter taught me to use mastadon. youtube taught me to use tubearchivist. discord taught me to use matrix. and i wouldnt have it any other way

previous version: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23557808

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POV: You just got your first webmaster job in the 90s

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27348044

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my magnum opus from now years ago somehow time passed rule

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<t posing game character> this generation was the first to be raised on web 2. tumblr taught me to install userscripts. youtube taught me to use ublockorigin. windows taught me to use linux. reddit taught me to use farside. twitter taught me to use fediverse mastadon. and i wouldnt have it any other way

i didnt know about lemmy then. also i would have it others way where corporate monopolies didnt exist but i didnt think of that ig

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How companies think adults stay motivated

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Job Interview Question for Team Lead Position

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How to Forget C++

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Design vs. Implementation

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Yes, But...

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Why indeed

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Internal Server Error

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The Ultimate Lisp Function — The Python Combinator

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The 'Not My Problem' Flowchart

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How it started vs. How it's going

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Tweet 1 & Tweet 2

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git push origin main --force-with-lease

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The program is stable

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IT Manager

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Sure, we’ll refactor the code when get that 'free time' everyone keeps talking about

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Senior Wisdom

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Good Luck

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Let me quickly fix my code...

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Jonathan Blow meets Visual Studio [Video 2:42]

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A full-stack developer

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How software projects are managed

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Recursion

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Recursion

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Debugging

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Days since last Rust Minecraft server

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Common Lisp In 2055

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Every time

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When you look at code you wrote last year

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Like programming in bash

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Development Methods

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Finally

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A typical software developer posting

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If it works, it works

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Guide to software developer job advertisements

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Interruptions

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i found my old java script code (no not showing it)

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<image of screaming anime person with war image on top of it> finding your old code repos
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Windows terminal in 2025

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pink cookie rule

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Valve is finally addressing the 'leak' issue in their studio, according to our new dev interview <image of valve employee> "We have had this leak issue for a long time now, glad that Gabe finally let us call the plumber." "We devs are glad that news is finally reporting about actual issues like how us devs suffer in studios"

does this count as programmar?

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Not incorrect.

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What's stopping you from writing your Rust like this?

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Tradeoffs

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