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The only film unanimously voted into the Criterion Collection.

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A group of ducks

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Nuke the whales

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Ahhhhh!

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That's the Homer joke

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What are you doing here?

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Mr. Sparkle

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Care to join me?

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Those corn muffins were lousy!

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Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir.

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Can you hear the Gracie Films jingle?

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I don't like the idea

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The Frying Spudman

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There'll be no hospital

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"Go back to Russia!"

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Now, come along Bort.

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Beware the fog

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That infomercial was a half truth!

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gyms sales

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I think he's talking to *you*

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That movie was lousy!

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I can't stand it any longer. This whole party is insane. Insane, I tell you!

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I hear he's after a boy's soul

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48580964

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Its good to have a trusty frying pan

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RIP the local ecosystem

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Gotta slap something

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Houston, we have 64 problems.

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Yeah, then his old glasses would get the chair.

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Long torso, long

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You don't really believe that, do you?

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Heh-he-he-heh

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Todd is prepared to make the hard decisions

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I think I'm here forever.

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Put it in H

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Now hiring

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"I was thinking of 'This country something something...'."

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This match will determine once and for all, which nation is the greatest on Earth

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Why does he keep sending me these?

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Remember Mr. Burns?

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At this time of year?

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Long live the king

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A spaghetti dinner a day keeps the doctor's away

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In Rod We Trust!

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New billboard day!

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Someone needs their meds

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Do you think he'll notice?

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I'll tell the children

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That's better

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All of them?

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A modified screenshot from The Simpsons. The elderly Mrs. Glick is showing Bart her garden, which here looks more grey than in the show. She's wearing a Minuteman hat and carrying a laser musket. The caption is "You do know which settlements need help, don't you?"

I saw SSTF make this joke here and had to make it happen: https://lemmy.world/comment/24077186

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Back Rooms (2006)

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He doesn't like the idea of it.

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But you get your choice of toppings!

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How times change

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There'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!

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Subliminal recruiting

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"Attempted". Right.

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Didn’t realize lemmy had a simpsonsshitposting community

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That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

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I said I don't want any

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Longing for the day I can buy an EV that's not a smartphone on wheels is like...

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No touch screens, no telemetry, no cellular modems, no wifi, no apps, no subscriptions, no infotainment.

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All the donuts in the world

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LeMato

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At the Smashing Pumpkins museum

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I'm not sure what kind of post you're thinking of

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Visualize it!

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Text above image: Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become. Image: An illustration of a man standing in front of a mirror, with Hank Scorpion from the Simposons in the reflection.

Popeye, papayine. Popeye, papayine.

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The heavens cry out! The earth cries out! The people cry out! It's almost drinking time!

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To all who make themselves enemies of Mr. Sparkle- Prepare for the land of wind and ghosts.

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Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house.

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Aaaahhh!

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Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who sent the USS Walter Mondale to all these weird places?

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Steamed Gears

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Six panel comic, with each panel being the CODEC screen in Metal Gear Solid. Panels 1 to 4 have Colonel Roy Campbell on the left, and Solid Snake on the right. Panel 1: Snake says "Metal Gear?" Panel 2: Snake continues "At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the Bering Sea, localized entirely within Shadow Moses island?" Panel 3: Campbell says "Yes." Panel 4: Snake asks "May I destroy it?" Panel 5: The left display shows static. Panel 6: Now the left display shows the portrait of "Master" McDonell Miller, saying "No."
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After 10 years, Frinkiac gets new features. It's a new era of shitposting. We're through the looking glass here, people.

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You can actually pinpoint the second when he refuses to compromise even in the face of armageddon.

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Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I shitpost every daaaay.

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Shitposts are just something made up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or the Michael Jackson episode

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I told an AI to generate “Maggie’s birthday cake”

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Well Seymour, I made it

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I will say Seymour, you're an odd fellow but you steam a good ham.

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He never wants to leave this bed!

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Bart's turnout is over 9000

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Somebody had to take Malibu Stacy home, then I noticed she was sitting on / her / new hat... / so I grabbed / her / new hat... / Ohhhh, just thinking about / her / hat... / I just wish I had

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...a shitpost that was on the best-seller list for eighteen months...

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Long live the king-diddly-ing.

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"Say the line, Dr. Hibbert!"

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Don't eat beef

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Do I ever!

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"Daddy, are you going jail?"

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Based on the great American novel by Seymour Skinner.

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That talk show was two weeks from retirement

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My boy's a box!

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Choosing the sycophantic mirror over human relationships

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Spicing it up

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50/50?

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Dat boi

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The Milpool is becoming isolated and weird

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Ever see a guy say goodbye to his dignity??

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No bible stories for you tonight!

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Don't forget

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Worst First Lady Ever

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Top: Melania Trump saying "I have never been legally accused or convicted of a crime in connection with Epstein’s sex trafficking, abuse of minors." Bottom: Bart Simpson saying, "What an odd thing to say."
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Why shouldn't I keep it?

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Look at my cube, it looks like it's tearing ass around the parking lot when it's just sittin' still

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