The War Between the Land and the Sea review – prepare to roll your eyes a lot at this fishy Doctor Who spinoff

It’s difficult to take a review seriously when the author crafts a sentence thusly:

Barclay is a low-level clerk with Unit who, through the kind of bureaucratic snafu that you may in your salad days have believed was confined to fictional romps aimed largely at children over the festive period until age and experience poured slugs into them, ends up being part of the operation sent to deal with the discovery by a group of Spanish fishers of – well, fishmen. Fishfolk.