Who killed the world?

oh no, not me

I never lost ctrl

you’re face to face

*with the man who killed the world*-

shit, UCSEAA was that long ago?

Thanks for creating nuclear apocalypse content! I’m looking forward to it!

*Agent: I can’t help that. All I know is, I got my orders. They told me to tell you to get off, and that’s what I’m tellin’ ya.

Muley: You mean get off of my own land?

Agent: Now don’t go to blamin’ me! It ain’t my fault.

Muley’s son: Who’s fault is it?

Agent: You know who owns the land. The Shawnee Land and Cattle Company.

Muley: And who’s the Shawnee Land and Cattle Company

Agent: It ain’t nobody. It’s a company.

Muley’s son: They got a President, ain’t they? They got somebody who knows what a shotgun’s for, ain’t they?

Agent: Oh son, it ain’t his fault, because the bank tells him what to do.

Muley’s son: All right, where’s the bank?

Agent: Tulsa. What’s the use of pickin’ on him? He ain’t nothin’ but the manager. And he’s half-crazy hisself tryin’ to keep up with his orders from the East.

Muley: Then who do we shoot?

Agent: Brother, I don’t know. If I did, I’d tell ya. I just don’t know who’s to blame.*

Do you think Bunker B_73 had Funhole?

The world is a vampire!

This guy again?

It was meeee!!!