It always starts out with we are just going to have One

He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses.

~ Terry Pratchett

Jay... Jake.. Jake! Check out those two bi^r_rds over there...

One Beer

I know this is a shitpost (and a great one at that!), but just in case you need support, you are always welcome at https://lemmy.world/c/stopdrinking