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The moral of this story: pee on your dog
Fun fact: Thunder does help plants grow, more specifically lighting does. When it lightnings the nitrogen in the air is split apart and combines with the oxygen in the air to form nitrogen oxide and gets washed down by rain into the soil and is absorbed by plants. After some lightning plants will usually look extra green.
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Good boy. Matty is actually a doctor working at a free clinic and that fentanyl will only be used in a medicinal capacity.
I read it on the Internet and so I know it's true
Thanks for sharing your wisdom, Ralph.
What exactly is “raise your words” supposed to mean?
You have to stand on a step stool before you can speak.
it means use better language/expression/figures of speech instead of using simplistic trump speech style.
Is that what it actually means or what you expected it to mean given context?
Yes, that is what it actually means.
https://levelupyourskills.com/raise-your-words-not-your-voice-origin-and-meaning/
I think in this case it's along the lines of "kill them with kindness" given the rain and thunder thing
It doesn't mean anything lol
Why shouldn't a dog lick their paws? Or is that part of the joke?
Only if they are doing it too much, It can be signs of an injury or allergies.
No symptoms! Only health!
This is hilarious, but serious answer some dogs will lick their paws raw and bloody even while you’re treating the original problem so asking them not to is sometimes necessary
My 9 million year old dog from childhood (God's bless this mfer has to go eventually) will do this. Chew straight to the bone if ya let em
They often do it very loudly and sloppily and it’s just annoying/gross. Especially when they’re doing it a foot away from you right when you’re trying to fall asleep
Lol, try having a cat. I often wake up to mine tapping me on the head with his outstretched leg whilst licking it.
I love Ralph