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"Immortality comes at a terrible price. You think you know what dick chafing feels like. I haven't had skin on my shaft for the last two centuries."

That's a shock. And although changing my behavior it won't be easy, I am DETERMINED to avoid anything that might make me live longer.

this is beetle. he's as bad as can and he knows he's the best.

he's big, and he's strong, and he knows he's badder, and he knows what he gets.
he knows what he knows, and he knows what he has, and he knows what he gets, he gets better. he's a tough guy, and he knows, he knows the best, I guess.

Just 3263? Pfft amateur, those are ROOKIE numbers

Fuck. I'm only at three a day....

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Do it, just to be safe :p

10 percent per throw, calculating.