What else do you need?

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What else do you need?
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Is it provided once or on daily basis ?

Asking the important questions.

There's a whole village, basically within arm's reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.

You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!

Wine off the wine tree and swine off the swine tree; it's basically paradise!

In Romania? Daily basis.

After every feeding of course

Damn, the render distance is so small over there

It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill

It's a limitation of the hardware.

Hi I'm Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler

Is this pork long pig?

I was gonna ask "And just how long is this pork, exactly?"

I hope they like their wives hairy, because I'm in.

I'd need cheese

You make a great point. We canโ€™t survive on pork and wine alone.

New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.

Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I'm there!

All you need to give me is some bloood.

Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal

Does this person need a husband?

But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.

Bloody good offer, mate.

On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation

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