Bears give zero fucks If they don't have beans.

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Bears give zero fucks If they don't have beans.
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If this were made today instead of a bear it would just be a really angry guy screaming that he can't get measles because his religion doesn't recognize their existence

Said guy would not be riding a bike because bikes are a woke mind virus.

He'd be loudly proclaiming "if they didn't want me to take it then they shouldn't have left it here" as he loads into the back of one of those giant pickup trucks that always seem to have their high beams on for no apparent reason

I sometimes wonder what the fuck is wrong with modern comedy, thinking that people have no idea what's funny... then I see shit like this, or remember how dumb old Garfield comics were.

what do beans have to do with this?

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that's the bear riding its bike through Central Park that RFK Jr. put there

Which is funny because bears are immune to measles. 😋

Here I thought the joke was bears can't read!

I admit that's an easy mistake.

That's the bear RFK jr cut the head off of, so he could start spreading measels

He was going to eat the bear and become King Measel

Everything old is new again! 🥲

Almost like Joan Cornella style, haha