JemmyMission impossible
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No I'm just young enough that not everything is uncomfortable yet
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I like how Mr. Health Advice over here just casually throws in “masturbate” to his long list of exercise routines.
It's good cardio!
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Expert difficulty: it's also cold and raining outside. There's no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.
"I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest... I dunno, pick something for me."
I am sometimes amazed at the lengths I will go to make sure I have coffee in the morning. Like to the point I act like a responsible adult. Last week I actually bought groceries BEFORE I ran out cuz I was running low on coffee.
Caffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.
Clearly youve never heard of cocaine. Look at what it did for imperialism!
Pro difficulty: your tears have gone cold, and you're wondering why
*tea's
WHAT THE FUCK
how have I misheard this lyric all my life
I'm playing right now, wish me luck
Did you make it in time?
I did, actually. Thanks for checking!
...to work.
That's what makes it high difficulty and I work in the next room.
Nightmare difficulty: there are cats on you.
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Ok, that's impossible.