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Before it was butchered for the home release, the original ultra-widescreen version of The Matrix featured all sorts of important visual information such as Morpheus's third and fourth hands, which offered Neo a clove cigarette and a Rolo
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Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

Last night, while brushing our teeth, my wife made a comment about losing all her hair. That required a delay in going to bed until we had listened to I Earn My Life. Unfortunately, that leads into the obligatory Reaganomics dance party. Before we knew it it was 11PM and we were considering the philosophy of logo design.


I submit for Lennyโ€™s approval, that this song eclipses the original

https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

Neil is a genius.

T.I.M.E. is unnecessarily moving for a mashup and it feels like it adds a level of depth that both songs didn't have before.

I genuinely cried during my first listen to that album when I got to T.I.M.E.


It's been a while since I listened to those albums, but there were a couple years where I had them basically on repeat at work. just so damn good

maybe I should try that again




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I would have taken the Rolo



Oh man I miss cloves. Cherry Djarum Blacjs ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿšฌโค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค

Sure, they tasted good, but inhaling those...as with all cigars.. made you sick af. You could get used to it, but would have much rather have a shitty menthol cig back in the day.

Now, they all suck ass. But cloves do smell wonderful still.

Ha well I also loved menthols. First Kools, then Marlboro Menthol.



Whoa whoa whoa... Djarum blacks came in cherry flavor? :O

I smoked Djarum for years and never saw anything other than vanilla. :(

Shiiiit... If I see a pack of 'em somewhere I gotta try 'em. Probably fuck me up because I ain't smoke cloves since I was 20.





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Can I take up to 3 items? I want that red pill, the ciggy, and the Rolo.

It works like the blue landers in the NES game The Guardian Legend. If you pause the game, then unpause but keep holding Start, you can buy multiple items.


Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back...with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn't perfect enough for you!!



Mmmm, that's a Sampoerna Extra. I'll take the clove. What does it do besides taste good?

Movie progresses as normal, but neo now has emo bangs throughout the movie.


Keeps fascists from appropriating the red pill thing.



There is actually an extra hand in the shot where Neo signs for the package in his cubicle. It's lying on his desk and wearing a watch. They later cropped it out, and that shot is a little granier as a result.


I miss Blurays and DVDs only for stuff like deleted scenes, alternate scenes, bloopers and directors commentary.


I ASKED FOR KURIBO'S SHOE MORPHEUS DO THESE LOOK LIKE SHOES


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