Some say he's still licking to this day

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Some say he's still licking to this day
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Learn from the owl, child: if licking three times doesn't get you in, *bite*.

Why draw so much cake tho?

I mean...

Saliva is at least a bit corrosive, and a tongue is at least slightly rough.

Assuming a non-injurable tongue, how many licks of a boot would it take to reach bone? Or marrow?

[CRUNCH]

Three.

TIL that you become a billionaire by licking the bone marrow of one.

Well, we don't know for sure until we try

I guess we'll just have to eat the rich now to find out. 🤷🏻‍♀️

You know, for science.

The rich: a different breed of jawbreakers

If you keep them captive with ransom you might