Practically a documentary

That’s a sexy goddamned couch and anyone saying they wouldn’t fuck it is a liar.

Figures "Big Mouth" would have the perfect reference!

I'm half convinced at this point that the whole couch thing is an intentional diversion from his actual politics

"JD" is a pronoun. "JD" is not his legal name.
He has specifically asked to be referred to as "JD".

Hence "JD" is his preferred pronoun.

Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/