Warriors have standards

The meme fails to mention that said funeral honors meant dismembering the body and handing the parts out to different local chiefs, that most of his body was (somewhat understandably, given the circumstances) never returned, and most of the parts that were returned were only returned after more violent altercations that involved the deaths of several Hawaiians.

Hawaiians: “You’re welcome.”

Captain Cook 🤝 me on pizza night

undone by a large Hawaiian