Some rivalries are eternal

Let me consult the checklist:

• Excuse to get spicy food takeaway ✅

• Excuse to get drunk and party ✅

• Excuse to rubbish the French with others ✅

Ok lads, it checks all the boxes, grab your tequila sombreros & party ponchos!

(*Shakes maracas enthusiastically*)

¿Dónde es la fiesta?