There's a story here

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submitted 4 months ago by The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world

There's a story here
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All I see is a sign explaining how to steal from the vending machine.

4 months ago

They Bold + Uppercase + Underlined the "not" for a reason

4 months ago

That's fucking brilliant

And here I am with my pleb grabbers.

Those only work for large organ removal

4 months ago

having to work within stone's throw of a vending machine that i have to deal with people complaining about its fucking bullshit all the time, i feel like this sign is similar to the "whatever you do, DON'T go to scihub and download all your articles for free" "warning" that professors tell their students

I loved it when my professors put a "translation" from the previous textbook to current textbook in case someone "accidentally" bought the wrong textbook.

4 months ago , edited 2 months ago

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4 months ago , edited 4 months ago

lol bold of you to assume that "management" cares about any of that

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4 months ago

funny how this sounds like something either a nurse or a vending machine restocker guy would say

Other methods of theft, however, are acceptable.

Industrial vacuums are not to be used to steal food from the vending machine.

4 months ago

Comically yelling "come ooon!" While shaking the machine is not to be used to steal from the vending machine.

The story is someone printed out a sign of a situation they thought would be humorous and took a picture for people to laugh at on the internet.

4 months ago

Sounds like a perfect training tool.

Yeah it really is - except they can actually see what they're doing which probably makes it first year stuff, I'm guessing?

Looks like a fun drinking game though

4 months ago

Not to worry, this one is for colonoscopy.

The weird thing is that vending machines need a daily colonoscopy.

Haha! this new sign said nothing about the flex sigmoidoscope!

4 months ago

also no parking apparently

4 months ago

The story I've heard is that this vending machine was placed right inside a medical college...

Up vote for Hawkins Cheezies

Mmmm

4 months ago

Always suspected there was some crooked medical personnel out there

"do not push this red button"

so that is how :D

4 months ago

yeah, the story is someone used endoscopy equipment to steal food from the vending machine. bad title. feel bad.

4 months ago

I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign