What a waste of asphalt

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submitted 3 months ago by The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world

What a waste of asphalt
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3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

Anyone know where this is?

Edit: Found it! It's Los Caracoles (The Snails) pass in Chile next to the Argentine border.

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

lots of serpentine roads like that in South America's Andes, we even have a train that moves back and forth as it sigsags up the mountain

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

Yep, took one like that going to a ski resort in Chile, was mega sick when I arrived

3 months ago

look at South American Andes over here

This is so strange. I have almost been there.... on a work trip where i visited the hydro power plant just 50-100 meters down the road. Had no idea that was there...

3 months ago

What did you do there?

Just a site visit as part of a larger trip in the country (some knowledge exchange stuff in a hydro power company i used to work for), so we were visiting several parts of the power plants down the Aconcagua valley among other areas. This was the highest point of that particular part of the trip.

3 months ago

Sounds like a nice trip!

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

Los Caracoles? (west out of Los Andes)

3 months ago

It's Spanish for "The Caracoles".

I took a bus from Mendoza to Santiago that went down this road. Was pretty crazy at the time but still way less sketchy than the buses going through Bolivia.

I was just going to post the same thing. I took the same bus route and man that was scary at some points looking out the window, over the edge.

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3 months ago

This confirms, once again, that Chile is the best country of Chile

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3 months ago

Make it straight, and put a ramp on the bottom for epic jumps.

3 months ago

You and your car would be dead not even halfway up that proposed ramp.

3 months ago

I imagine part of the reason why this was done was to not only have the road, but have it be much less susceptible to erosion so it last longer and is safer. I'm definitely no public works engineer but seems Iike the different tiers would help stop/limit slides

3 months ago

Yep

Looks like a job for the Suzuki Escudo Pikes Peak tuning.

3 months ago

Many can't even make it up The Grapevine between LA and Bakersfield.

I can smell the dying breaths of clutch mechanisms from here.

3 months ago

Just don't use it! 😁

Speed shifting ftw!

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

rip to your transmission

I never use my clutch and I usually get 10,000 miles to the transmission.

*Eurobeat intensifies*

3 months ago

Put it in second and keep it there.

3 months ago

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~eeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

~splat~

Initial D!!!

Deja Vu, I've seen this comment before.

(Higher in the thread)🎵

3 months ago

And I know it's my time to go

3 months ago

(Hold my tea)

GAS! GAS! GAS!

3 months ago

I'm gonna step on the gas

MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!?

3 months ago

China also has an amazing switchback highway called the Pamir sky road with over 600 hairpin turns in under 36km

3 months ago

🤢 That sounds amazingly nauseating.

Poor humans

How that proposal looks in winter

Ooh, now I want to see sb drive up that

3 months ago

Swiss would drill a tunnel.

3 months ago

I'm sensing a pattern with the swiss. 👀

They are themselves a hole in the EU

3 months ago

a hole's indeed

3 months ago

Darn, i had the same idea 😂

So they'd make it a holey site?

3 months ago

Big asphalt at it again.

it looks at Lombard St. in SF

“Pathetic”

Honestly that is probably less dangerous than the regular streets of SF. Never felt more like I was about to die in a cab than I did riding in SF. Dude seemed to know what he was doing but it felt like a roller coaster.

3 months ago

Now imagine the actual Steve McQueen driving at top Mustang speed up and down those streets in Bullitt. Absolute legend.

I thought it's only exist in GTA San Andreas, but it's real now

And Midtown Madness 2

Might’ve even been real a few decades before San Andreas 😉

That’s a fun discovery!

3 months ago

That car parked in that not really a parking spot is just *asking* to have their bumper ripped off.

3 months ago

That parking space for the white car in the first photo looks like it sucks.

Surprised it’s still the whole car and not just the front.

I wonder if that is actually an allowed space.

3 months ago

Agreed.

I'm feeling anxiety just imagining backing out of that.

That's beautiful!

Yes! Pretty well trafficked all day every day.

Do you guys think it would be a good idea if more US residential streets were made into this?

even better would be making it a sheer cliff with an elevator and a staircase.

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

I guess SF lied when they said Lombard was the crookedest street in the world. The one from the meme is clearly more crooked. Also, when was that picture taken? There's usually a huge line of tourist cars driving down that street. I've never seen it with only 2 cars.

3 months ago

I thought they blocked it to only local traffic after residents complained?

Oh, maybe? I haven't been back to SF in over a decade. I'm kind of afraid to go back, because I love that city, and the things I read about it on the internet these days make it seem like it has deteriorated dramatically since I was there last.

3 months ago

Going by the memory of my 1980 edition of the Guinness book of world records, it was the number of hairpin turns that made it the crookedest street. There could also be a difference between a street and a road.

3 months ago

I want to coast down that in neutral so bad.

3 months ago

Coast down it in first so you don't fade your brakes to uselessness (even automatics have a first-second for engine braking downhill like this).

3 months ago

Not mine. I think it has automatic engine braking or something since I don't drift downhill as soon as I let off the brake though.

Yea our Hyundai does this too but you need to tap on the brakes and then you will see the revs raise and hold. It only does it when on a downhill incline.

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

Road bike line vs downhill mtb line.

3 months ago

You only need one lane going up, and a jump off ramp at the top

Gotta unlock it with a stunt

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

No guardrail that I can see.

*Street view confirms no guardrail.

Video here https://maps.app.goo.gl/SERFBifCZs7Ztvif6

3 months ago

So you can take the straight path if you choose!

3 months ago

So OP motivated enough they could do exactly as it's drawn

3 months ago

Not pictured is the incline that the switchbacks are set at. They put the exact minimum required, so most vehicles are struggling just with the switchbacks.

must be a cities skylines enjoyer (modded)

For 15 dollars you can park your car in a mountain elevator which will go up in a straight line on the side of the mountain. LOL.

3 months ago

Yeeeeeehaw!

3 months ago

Just build a slide for cars.

With a ramp at the end like the skiing long jump in the Olympics.

*Weeeeeeeeeeee*

Unedited photo: how to make Jeremy Clarkson have an aneurysm from orgasming too hard.

Edited photo: how to make Jeremy Clarkson have a rage aneurysm.

Edited photo: how to kill Richard Hammond.

He's an ass. I've still never forgiven them for their Mexico special

Never watched specifically because he gave me douchebag vibes from the start, what was so bad about the Mexico special?

Severe racism including calling Mexicans

"lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf(s)", and described in detail how horrible it must be to be [wake] up and [remember] you're Mexican"

Straight from their own Fandom wiki https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/Mexican_Comments_Controversy

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

True, he is and that was awful.

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

A steep so slope, it keep you woke! Seriously, don't drive down this thing in your semi-truck tired, don't even think about going down that waterpark slide unless you're well rested when you get there.

Imagine this spot being your best alternative as a civil engineer, that's one helluva mountain range. What's this, like a pass between the Karakoram or something? Somewhere in the Andes?

White knuckling of death, shit geyser filled pants, eyes squirting like Adriana Chechik, doing 200 downslope. Rookies!

3 months ago

I mean yea we want to stop erosion, but also going in a straight line is efficient. It's all you can afford. You are in a dead sprint, forgetting the gash on your head. Down, down, down hill you go- it gets steeper but you try to use gravity to your advantage. You can't let him catch you. You need to get to your car as soon as possible. What you and Sam saw back there was too much, and you both need to get as far away as possible. You are almost leaping with every sprint, but then you hit a patch of loose gravel and slip backwards, hitting your head on the ground. You feel dazed as you curl up grabbing the back of your skull. More blood comes out onto your hands, you know you are concussed but you also know the only way for survival is forward. You get back up and move as fast as you can. You look for Sam but in the confusion you lost him. You look around but the California landscape goes for miles, and you know this is where people disappear. You see far below is a stream, and all streams go down hill. You keep up the pace until you come to the waters lapping up to the pebbles around. You start moving down the flow of the stream as it gets larger. As you run, you see him- "SAM" you call out. He's sitting on a log looking up, but he doesn't turn around. You run up to him, the striped shirt you gave him is torn up. "Sam?" That's when you know that somehow you've been outmanoeuvred.

A pike was holding the body of Sam up on the log, as if he was a lawn ornament. You best friend who you saved twice in Kuwait sat there, upright, but the life was long gone. You promised his mother you would keep him safe, but now you failed in what was supposed to be a small day hike.

Suddenly you see a flash of metal from the side of your eyes. Your concussion plus the sun makes it so hard to see, but you finally make out the figure who put you two through all this. Suddenly you vomit as you stumble to get away, but you become dizzy and splash into the shallows of the river. You try to get out when suddenly a hand grabs you by the hair and pulls you up.

There he is. Bloodied hands and all. You never thought you would be here. You never thought you would die by his hand. You never thought it would be today. You never thought it would be

Shia LaBeouf

But at the end of the day we want to minimize the impact of human activity in protected areas. Having switchbacks for stable roads helps avoid unnecessary maintenance that could be even more disruptive. Civil engineering is important!

peak fiction. I hope I'm going to get labeoufed more often.

Please say it ain't a copypasta 😂

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

Honestly I got really high one night and had just seen the Shia LaBeouf song, so I decided to write my own fanfiction but sneaking it into random comments on Lemmy, and then I just kinda kept doing it. So no copy, but this is OC pasta.

I'm gonna coin the term "getting LaBeouf'ed"

You just got LaBeouf'ed.

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

I dig it :) Thanks for the lebeafing, it was good shit

*edit* the comment history is great :D keep the internet weird :)

The incline would be too steep and you would lose stopping power, increase rollovers.

3 months ago

Pussy

3 months ago , edited 3 months ago

If you want a private steep road then go figure it out rather than try to force that onto the whole of society. My grandmother still has her license.

3 months ago

I bet she would full send it on a 45 degree slope.

She would

3 months ago

Pussy

3 months ago

This road was so much fun I rode up it twice in 2012. You can see this section starting at 1m30sec. https://youtu.be/za0mQFl-4jI?si=rYq6qbP8caSD_bIQ

3 months ago

You really should think about not crossing over into the opposite lane, especially on blind turns on a switchback.

3 months ago

None of it was blind. You can see through every one. Also, the camera didn’t have the contrast ability to show that I could see deep into the tunnel. Why do to think the corners were blind? Did you see some trees or berms that werent there?

There was no work for their people so they did this to keep them busy. ☺️

3 months ago

*When you're 100 words short of a 200-word essay.*

 

 

\s

Of course I know that the road has to be this way 👀

3 months ago

why not make two roads? one only goes straight down. The other can be switchbacks to go up. let's waste 2x the asphalt!

Ooh, and an intersection every time they cross.

Roundabout.