Well, that escalated quickly

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Well, that escalated quickly
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I’d like to quote a line from the classic film Cabin Boy: “just dance around the room in your underwear until she gets hot. That’s how I got my last four wives!”

I have to assume it works on male virgins too… Why wouldn’t it?

Just slap her titties and pee in her.

-Cartman

This “dance”, would it perhaps involve any sounds, or maybe wing arm movements, by any chance? Asking for a friend…

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