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submitted a month ago by The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world

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Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

Sounds more like the localised ads i get shown when i turn off Ublock

Never turn off ublock

I'll only need 3 minutes.

Milfs can be under utilized but 1.33 minutes per milf might be a bit optimistic?

Idk, I could probably disappoint three milfs at the same time.

a minute is 60 seconds and not 100 🙂

.33 minutes is 20 seconds

Imperial minutes

a month ago

I would have thought that virginia had more milfs, tbh.

a month ago , edited a month ago

You're mistaken. Virginia has a lot more milfs, OP is just 3 milfs away. As in, they need to exit after seeing 3 milfs, which will take approximately 4 minutes on the current road.

In a more densely populated area, like the suburbs, that number goes way up, especially if you're near a soccer field.

a month ago

It's in the name though, not a lot of MILFs, but I expect more virgins than average.

a month ago

Eh, I'll just wait until I get to Milf Island.

a month ago

What he meant was that “Milf Island” is actually a peninsula!

Virginia

Milfs

Something doesn't add up, chief

a month ago

Notice that there are only 3.

a month ago

We shall name it of course after our beloved queen.

Yes, of course. Sorry.

Let it pass and hail to this glorious land, Virginia!

Er...What? Who's Virginia?

The Queen of England, you dog!

Oh, right. Except...I don't know how to put this. She's not called Virginia, but Elizabeth.

I'm well aware of that, but she is, I trust you will agree, a virgin.

Er... Yeah, as far as I know. I mean, I'm sure she is.

But do we want to name a country after that fact?

Source

a month ago

In 4 minutes? No wonder they are up in arms over abortion restrictions! They can literally become pregnant without noticing

a month ago

That's like 1 minute 20 seconds per milf. Amazing refractory period.

Who said you had to finish with each one? I'd just disappoint three at the same time. Any more than that is a bit difficult, since I only have so many body parts to go around.

a month ago

David, that's the fourth milf. We're definitely going the wrong way!

a month ago , edited a month ago

That's gonna take me a whole lot longer than four minutes, I can tell you.

No, no. I’m looking for BWILA’s

Noble Knight: Fine, you continue to drive and see a sign that says 2 BWILA’s 15 miles.

Scoofa! I roll for mileage. 19, do I make the exit?

Noble Knight: *sigh*, yes.

That's more than 3 cars. They will have to take turns, or share.

3 in 4 minutes. That's a throughput of 45 drivers per hour.

a month ago

Sure but what’s that, in, y’know, metric?

0.0125 drivers per second.

a month ago

So one millidriver?

a month ago , edited a month ago

12.5 millidrivers.

a month ago

It's per car

a month ago

It's actually advertisement for a theater. It's "Virginia 3: Milfs" starting in 4 minutes.