You're mistaken. Virginia has a lot more milfs, OP is just 3 milfs away. As in, they need to exit after seeing 3 milfs, which will take approximately 4 minutes on the current road.
In a more densely populated area, like the suburbs, that number goes way up, especially if you're near a soccer field.
Who said you had to finish with each one? I'd just disappoint three at the same time. Any more than that is a bit difficult, since I only have so many body parts to go around.
Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.
Sounds more like the localised ads i get shown when i turn off Ublock
Never turn off ublock
I'll only need 3 minutes.
Milfs can be under utilized but 1.33 minutes per milf might be a bit optimistic?
Idk, I could probably disappoint three milfs at the same time.
a minute is 60 seconds and not 100 🙂
.33 minutes is 20 seconds
Imperial minutes
I would have thought that virginia had more milfs, tbh.
You're mistaken. Virginia has a lot more milfs, OP is just 3 milfs away. As in, they need to exit after seeing 3 milfs, which will take approximately 4 minutes on the current road.
In a more densely populated area, like the suburbs, that number goes way up, especially if you're near a soccer field.
It's in the name though, not a lot of MILFs, but I expect more virgins than average.
Eh, I'll just wait until I get to Milf Island.
What he meant was that “Milf Island” is actually a peninsula!
Something doesn't add up, chief
Notice that there are only 3.
Source
In 4 minutes? No wonder they are up in arms over abortion restrictions! They can literally become pregnant without noticing
That's like 1 minute 20 seconds per milf. Amazing refractory period.
Who said you had to finish with each one? I'd just disappoint three at the same time. Any more than that is a bit difficult, since I only have so many body parts to go around.
David, that's the fourth milf. We're definitely going the wrong way!
That's gonna take me a whole lot longer than four minutes, I can tell you.
No, no. I’m looking for BWILA’s
Noble Knight: Fine, you continue to drive and see a sign that says 2 BWILA’s 15 miles.
Scoofa! I roll for mileage. 19, do I make the exit?
Noble Knight: *sigh*, yes.
That's more than 3 cars. They will have to take turns, or share.
3 in 4 minutes. That's a throughput of 45 drivers per hour.
Sure but what’s that, in, y’know, metric?
0.0125 drivers per second.
So one millidriver?
12.5 millidrivers.
It's per car
It's actually advertisement for a theater. It's "Virginia 3: Milfs" starting in 4 minutes.