Pizza rule

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submitted 6 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net

Pizza rule

The kid asked me to, he likes spicy food.

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I once did something like that to myself. Not satisfied with the tame spiciness of jalapenos on pizza, I decided to put a bhut jolokia (aka ghost pepper) on one. That was a profoundly dumb idea.

I was blinded by the need for spice and suffered twice.

I too did something similar years ago but with a hot sauce I believe was intended as a cooking additive (mad dog 357). Slightly inebriated me decided that I should drench that pizza in it.

That was a mistake.

First was the stupid amount of heat I'd just crammed into my mouth. The heat kept building endlessly until I hit a sorta euphoria and then immediately I get stomach cramps like nothing I'd ever experienced. I think I might have actually passed out for a bit following that

2/10, probably wouldn't repeat

Edit: just looked that hot sauce up, it's double the scoville rating of Da Bomb: Beyond Insanity

What if the blind kid is a chilihead spice king who loves reapers?