I once again am requesting that Mariah Carey abide by the Black Friday Agreement

The war on Christmas shall not cease until it stops its illegal occupation of November.

Oooooooooooooo

I don't want a lot for Christmas..

As I headed out for my morning coffee I noticed a wreath on my neighbor's door. I thought, "Already?"

Hot take: as annoying as Mariah's Christmas song can be, the memes about Mariah's Christmas song are 1000x worse.