Probiotics

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Probiotics
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I like to take probiotics while I'm taking antibiotics to see who's going to come out on top.

3 weeks ago , edited 3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

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PROBiOTiCS

Probiotics last about 48 hours in your gut before your own microbiome out competes them and they die off. That's why you need to have another everyday.

Just get a fecal matter transplant and kick-start off a whole new microbiome from a healthier person.

Orrr yogurt every day?

I'd rather drink yogurt every day than take poop pills tbh, but I respect other people's choices.

3 weeks ago , edited 3 weeks ago

Not pills. Mostly, they send the poop transplant through your nose, apparently, often after mixing it with 4% milk.

I, too, wish I hadn't learned it, but it all happened so fast.

3 weeks ago

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Best sentence in the entire article.

I was being somewhat facetious

3 weeks ago

Well, it's better than him being in the meat section.

I was today years old when I saw probiotic as opposite to antibiotic.

I work in health care.

3 weeks ago

Remember to feed your probiotics with prebiotics!

Be sure to check the expiration date, lest you need to urgently rectify your mistake

Honestly, it's fairly safe. A probiotic food is already colonized/being eaten by micro-organisms and they want to keep other micro-organisms out. I've eaten a cup of yogurt that was a year past it's expiration date and only noticed because it was so tangy.

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