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Welcome to the Columbo dimension.
It is recommended to exercise on the way to the MRI. Once inside you will be required to remain still for some time.
All red dildoes belong to SKYNET
The plot of Gravity
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While a tool that extends your reach is useful, when dealing with a difficult to reach spider, your best asset is the element of surprise!
Other entrances to Narnia are available.
One way only tho
or the underland
Wii Fit Trainer’s dash attack.
Is very danger!
Too strong magnet will pull away!
Keeping far the electron and metal toys!
危险
设备运行时存在强磁场
操作时请远离铁磁性金属和电子设备
For patients that are feeling up to it, a better score will be assigned to your medical history if you do a sick flip while entering the MRI.
One of the many reasons you should not weld a fire extinguisher to your hand
Shown here: four workers coming to put out the fire in the MRI room, showing their sick moves.
Number 3 won the gold star for the day
This reminds me of the time that a cop had their gun sucked into an mri
https://www.newsweek.com/los-angeles-police-department-lapd-health-clinic-raid-noho-california-1960424
Me showing up to the next protest with a big-ass magnet:
*EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!*
BAAH. BA Ba ba BAH!
Pause take a breath and go for yours
Surprise MRI
That's the kind of right hand grip that requires years of training.
Jesus fuck, just let go!
Homer, are you still holding the can?
Level 10+ firefighter moves illustrated edition
Tony Hawk's
Pro-Magnet
Metal for the metal god.
Sometimes it's ok to skip hand day
If the MRI is on fire, LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN!
... And here's Bob, practicing for the new X-Games sport, Extreme MRI Freestyle.
LAPD raids an "illegal grow-op."
Yeah bitch! Magnets!
me when i see ur mum.
Aim for center of Portal
Showing off your badass karate moves in the MRI room is strictly forbidden.
Like, just let go!
Spaghettification
Please do not the CAT scan.
For some it's an accident, inspiration for others: the unexpected origin of Raygun.
DON'T
"DO i'T"
Scotty, beam me and my red water bottle up.
Beware temporal distortion field!
Sshhhiiii...
YOUNG DANNY FENTON HE WAS JUST 14
WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE
IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN
DANNE FENTON HAN VAR FJORTON ÅR, NÄR HANS MORSA OCH FARSA DOM HITTADE PÅ, EN MASKIN SOM SER DIT INTE ÖGAT NÅR