Help the poor guy out

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what's a qanda?

fictional country in Africa where Black Panther is from

Curse you, I came in here so excited to make this comment

Everyone’s #1 friend.

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You're thinking of Tom. Mark is nobody's friend.

That's not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it's because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they're family so that doesn't count

Remember everyone. Family isn't friends.

Blood of the covenant is thicker than the silicone of the chip.

Chosen family > assigned family

If Mark were an ice cream flavour he'd be pralines and dick.

It used to be that, when you created a Facebook account, you’d have the Zuck as your friend by default. So people took to calling him “everyone’s #1 friend” sarcastically because of that.

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Hmm, I joined Facebook back in 05 or 06, and I don't remember zuckerfuck being a default friend. I do remember Tom being everyone's first friend on MySpace though. Tom is actually a human being too, unlike the greediest, most morally devoid lizard creature on the planet known as Fuckerberg.

Am I crossing the wires in my memory? I’m pretty sure that was the case in Facebook. I joined somewhere in 02 or 03, I think. As soon as it was open to my university.

Maybe he was people's default friend back then. I didn't join until after it was open to the public, so idk what it was like during the closed phases.

Oh, he's on everyone's shadow profile's friends list, I'm sure.

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