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The tsa agent was giving me weird looks yesterday, probably for wearing my short shorts with juicy on the butt. I'm a 6'3 male if it helps illustrate the situation properly.
He was probably trying to determine just *how* juicy and whether it was over the carry-on limits on fluids.
He's at baggage claim four hours later because they made him check his huge nuts
He was probably thinking "hey, this isn't the YMCA"
Not any more it isn't
just a well-placed advertisement.
Works for me.
Like that would stop us from waving. Depending on the guy they're either going to find it endearing or crude and sexy.
I think I'd prefer pussy juice to ass juice. Willing to be proven wrong though...
Was she waving at known wet pussy hater Ben Shapiro?
She must have an epic wedgie *and* plumber's disease.
Recall a Patton Oswald story in one of his specials about this.