It's absolutely true.

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It's absolutely true.
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I don't need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true

Community note: this is absolutely factual.

I'm making a community note on this right now.

True.

Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.

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Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting actual news articles.

I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused

.selcitra swen lautca gnitsop pots dna ereh ni gnitsoptihs ot peek esaelp ew naC

.ƨɘlɔiƚɿɒ ƨwɘn lɒuƚɔɒ ǫniƚƨoq qoƚƨ bnɒ ɘɿɘʜ ni ǫniƚƨoqƚiʜƨ oƚ qɘɘʞ ɘƨɒɘlq ɘw nɒƆ

Oh wow I also somehow read it backwards! I even took me reading the comment two more times *after* reading yours to realize it

Community note: This is 100% factual

Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.

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The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.

TIL Data's last name is Accumulator!

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Thank you, I feel the same.

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It still uses a pump

Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.

flac://android.cid/

The location of this comma, really annoys me.

We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.

The location of that command, also, really annoys me

Rightly so. A comma should have no involvement with that sequence of words.

Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?

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Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?

He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.

Articles news actual posting stop and here in shitposting to keep please we can.

It’s not his bag, baby!

I heard it's not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.

It sparks whenever you hit the button.

That's a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel plays in background*

shock the monkey

Too much was being asked of it

Gotta ask yourself what such a huge pussy would need a penis pump

For the rat penis transplant, of course.

Confirmed by Snopes.

Do we even know he was in LA? Come on, guys. Someone should look a little deeper before spreading this kind of stuff.

um../s

This guy's poor wife... We all know why he's been doing all of this. I wonder if he lets her have relations with other dudes? I hope so...

No might about it.

Can confirm.

Do you all expect Lemmy admins to fact check as well?

No because there isn't a fake news epidemic on Lemmy and the mods do a good job.

https://lemmy.world/post/24085242

The reality is most mods do not. Lemmy world admin do a better job than most but folks make shit up here all the time. I have been banned for posting links from the economist that disagree with the general Lemmy world population.

As far as it not being an epidemic? So because few use this place it gets a free pass? What is your threshold for starting to give a crap about misinformation?