Manufacturers Giving Robot Vacuums Arms, to Better Attack Humans During the Machine Uprising

https://futurism.com/the-byte/robot-vacuums-arms

Robotics companies have found a new and creative way to get consumers to shell out for a new robot vacuum: equipping them with a robotic arm that can pick up after your lazy ass.

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Rule 34 wants a word ..

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So we are finally progressing towards a Series 4000 with groinal attachment, i.e. Kryten!

Just Skutters at the moment really

And a food dispenser with a lisp.




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First command, “ hey yo Frankie babyyy, get ovah he-ya!”



Stabby has evolved!


Battle bots on the cheap.


I'm gonna teach mine to slap unhealthy food out from my hand


Now I'm imagining a Roomba with 9mm pointing at me.


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